Obstacycle
N. ‘ob-sta-sy-kul Bike stored in a city apartment, where it takes up space, gets in the way, and is rarely ridden-as it’s so heavy to carry up and downstairs. Usage: When he first moved to Brooklyn, Rob locked his bike on the street. After it was stolen, he bought a new one and kept it at the foot of his bed in his 4th-floor walk-up. It soon became an obstacycle-something he tripped over daily, and hardly ever rode.
