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Crockhead

N. ‘krok-hed One who wholeheartedly and obsessively orchestrates meal preparation at family gatherings and share houses. Usage: “Tabitha, why aren’t you coming with us to the beach?” “Can’t, I’ve got to stuff 4 dozen mushrooms for tapas.”  “Don’t be a crockhead—it’s only 11 a.m.  Join us!”